Dining with Celebrities

Dear Spiderman,

What were you doing at Cook Shop on Oscar day, Bro?  You let that hottie Gwen Stacey go all by herself?  Anyway, it was great seeing you.  Although, given what a good Samaritan you are, you should've clued Mom in on her open blouse instead of smirking at her the whole time.  At first she thought you were checking me out, thinking "What a cute baby!", as people usually do.  But when she got back to our table, we all pointed out that she forgot to button herself up after feeding me.  Doh!

Mom thanking me for saving her modesty, albeit a little too late.

You look great, and your friend should give my Aunt Karina a call.  She thinks he's smoking.  Hope you don't mind, but in true New York style, we were too cool to ask you for a picture, so we just squeezed you into one we pretended to take of ourselves.

Abuela, me and Dad reverse photobombing the back of Andrew Garfield's head.  Subtle, huh?

Keep up the good work,

JYK

PS. Emma, next time, call me.  I'll be your date, Sweetie.

Post Church Snack

Dear Aunt Karina,

Was great seeing you at Cafe Gitane today.  What a coincidence, you being in the neighborhood.  Although rumor has it that Moms picked St. Patrick's Old Cathedral partly because it's across the street from Gitane, where you guys often downed rose for hours (before pregnancy), so maybe it's not such a coincidence after all. I personally like it for the people watching and sunny window:

Peepin' the scene... Hellooo ladies!

Dad likes Gitane because of the literature and because he thinks it's a good place to keep a lookout for supermodels.

Let me know what your plan for this week is.  Maybe we can catch our usual at Minerva.

Holla',

JYK